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I got one question for you...EXPLOSIONS!?!?!?!?!?!

Did you know that 97% of all living things on Pandora are NOT exploding right now? THAT'S BULLSH*T!!! BUY TORGUE!!

Get the logo of your favorite muscle-bound arms dealer (plus a call for one of his patented guitar solos) discharge-washed on a super-soft and comfortable, tagless heather-gray 100% cotton tee!

This is my own design; while I don't own the 'Torgue' name itself, this particular incarnation is mine. If you see someone else selling it, please contact me!